baconmorelikebacoff:

rneerkat:

why did the chicken cross the road

to get the fuck away from your incoming pun

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

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cryingbecausemerlin:

my ICT teacher was wearing a bow tie today so i said

BOW TIES ARE COOL

and he looked at me

with a completely straight face

and said

‘come along pond’ 

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lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

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derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

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